BUG-A-MUG

I just love it when I run into someone I haven't seen in YEARS (seriously like 10 years).  You chit chat for a bit, get caught up with life and everyone's families, etc & so on.

Then...... THE question is asked. 

Conversation goes as follows:

"Are YOU married?" 

"No, I am not"  

My arm is then rubbed, her head tilts to one side and then the words are spoken:

"Oh, that's ok, I promise you one day it will happen"

Wait...
SAY WHAT?!

K, I don't mind if you ask if I am married or not.  
But please, for the love,  
DON'T PITY ME!

It makes me sound like I am a spinster.

Now, what I wanted to say in reply was: 

"No worries.....

Luckily, 

 I have my men..

and my

'

(disclaimer: NOT my cats! Picture found here)

that keep me pretty busy"

But, I refrained and said:

"Well, it was nice chatting with you" 

Because I am a dignified spinster lady, like that.

Srsly.

Oh and by the by... lady that is STILL wearing the 
'banana clip'

The 90's called they want their hair back.

Hmmmm... so much for dignified.

Sweet Talk?!

Necco candy hearts... how I heart you.

 I was in a work meeting last week and came across some new sayings and of course had to take a picture of them during the meeting.

 Uhhhh SRSLY?

Whatever happened to UR A QT?

I also Googled 'conversation hearts' and the following

'great finds' pulled up.

Owww.. I think I have a cavity AND broken tooth.

Is this team unity or what?

I think I should wear these with my matching valentine's cardigan.

and to end... GUH GUH... (name that movie)

Who knew conversation hearts had so many possibilities?