Then...... THE question is asked.
Conversation goes as follows:
"Are YOU married?"
"No, I am not"
My arm is then rubbed, her head tilts to one side and then the words are spoken:
"Oh, that's ok, I promise you one day it will happen"
Wait...
SAY WHAT?!
K, I don't mind if you ask if I am married or not.
But please, for the love,
DON'T PITY ME!
But please, for the love,
DON'T PITY ME!
It makes me sound like I am a spinster.
Now, what I wanted to say in reply was:
"No worries.....
Luckily,
I have my men..
and my
'(disclaimer: NOT my cats! Picture found here)
that keep me pretty busy"
But, I refrained and said:
"Well, it was nice chatting with you"
Because I am a dignified spinster lady, like that.
Srsly.
Oh and by the by... lady that is STILL wearing the
'banana clip'
'banana clip'
The 90's called they want their hair back.
Hmmmm... so much for dignified.
8 comments:
Hee, hee, hee
Tina,
You make me laugh!!! I LOVE reading your blog. I hope that I get the chance to run into you soon!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I completely understand how you feel. I have received those comments in the past, and wow.... they are... well... yeah. Sorry friend. Some people have no tact.
I love reading your blog. You really have a talent for writing.
It will never end either, cause once you're married, then the question becomes, "so do you have kids yet?" And then after one kid, it's "so when are you going to have another?" and then it's another, and so on and so on. Welcome to life in Utah I've learned!! (tee hee) Apparently there's nothing else to do in life except get married and have babies!!! :) Luv ya Tina...you seriously make me laugh outloud!!
Tina, I really do miss you! I needed to have a good laugh today and your blog did that for me. I hope I can run into you so I can give you a big hug! I promise I won't ask if your married!!
Ok, I won't pat your arm and promise you it will happen, cause you know, "in due time" is so exact. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. But really when is our next get together?
That was hilarious and so true.
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